Waste my time

What am I doing at ipoh? Even I myself have no idea.
Its so boring and time flies so slowly here.
I can't even do my further maths work now....its so noisy and hot lar.
This tuesday....polar curves. Shit. Die. TT screw further maths


Nvm.


At least while I'm here, I got a chance to try to put on weight...
Something which has never happened for the dunno how many donkey times i came here.
Food is awesome and cheap here. I dont have to even think about saving my pocket money whenever i eat unlike at college. Very nice.

Sleep first lar. Bloody sien. ><

Oh btw, if anyone of you have an unused display monitor or LCD monitors for sale, please do let me know.

*puffs*

Got tagged...again

This is another tag by wendy.

Instructions : Never see the questions before you arrange the names.
1. Zean
2. Evangeline
3. Seng Tuck
4. Wei Kit
5. Wendy

(1) How did i meet 1. Zean?
In my pants.

(2) On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your friendship with 1. Zean?
10. He is my whore.

(3) How long have i know 4. Wei Kit?
10 months perhaps?

(4) How do i know 3. Seng Tuck?
Through dota at blitz with zwee and gang.

(5) Where's 5. Wendy?
I think she's at melaka now....hahaha.

(6) A fact about 1. Zean?
WHORE.

(7) Who is 4. Wei Kit going out with?
What did we learn about during chemistry last friday ar? Hahaha.

(8) What does 1. Zean do for a living?
Whore-ing.

(9) Would you live with 3. Seng Tuck?
No way.

(10) What do i like about 2. Evangeline?
She does not emo unlike me.

(11) Do i miss 5. Wendy?
Um...dunno.

(12) Would you make out with 4. Wei Kit?
I would not like to but he will do it to me instead.

(13) What's your opinion on 2. Evangeline?
Stalker.

(14) What's my favourite memory with 5. Wendy?
Nothing that i can think of.

(15) What will you do if 1. Zean and 2. Evangeline were going out?
I dont have to do anything. LOL.

(16) Ever had a long conversation with 5. Wendy?
Nope.

(17) Have you ever slept at 2. Evangeline's house?
Nope.

(18) Do you hang out a lot with 3. Seng Tuck?
Yeah.

(19) Who have you known the longest?
1. Zean lar. My whore.

(20) What will happen if 1. Zean and 5. Wendy have a relationship?
ROFL.

(21) How often do you talk to 1. Zean?
Everyday?

(22) What about 2. Evangeline?
Every weekdays....sometimes weekends.

(23) Have you ever thought of 3. Seng Tuck more than a friend?
No. He's just a mouse.

(24) Would you ever go out on a date with 5. Wendy?
Nothing to say about it. *poofs*

(25) Do you ever dream about 2. Evangeline?
LOL. Nope.

(26) What did 4. Wei Kit did to you that you can never forget?
I forgot.

(27) What have you done for/to 1. Zean that the person never forgets?
Be his whore.

(28) What's 3. Seng Tuck's hobby?
Eat cheese.

(29) Tag more people.
Lazy to tag. Do if you wanna do.

*puffs*

TAT

YES LAR. I finished my first draft of my personal statement in one night and the woman who checked my personal statement said that ITS GOOD but not personal enough. TT need to do a few more editing before its over.

What a day!! SIGH. Last night i slept so late thanks to the stupid personal statement. Nearly die cock standing lar. This morning woke up so early to run with wei kit. Seriously, there's no point in running with him. Friggin fast like flying jack. I on the other hand koyak damn fast. WHAT'S HAPPENING LAR JACK???

Just now, i had my first TAT....which stands for Time At Tesco with our special guest of the day, nick yeow. Fat and hillarious, my TAT has never been this interesting. Ranging from super rings to chocolate layer cakes to every tesco made products, he has been grabbing all these stuffs to support his indestructible food swallowing habit when he goes for the UN camp tomorrow.

Let's start our hunt for food.

Some slippers which reminded us of Suresh. Old man slippers lar.

With his non-stop rotting smelly tshirt, never ever buy the pillows at tesco.

OMG. This is how much he needs to survive for 3 days in the forest.

What is this fella doing here.....

My shot of the day lar....GOH ZWEE HO.

Gangster child lar zwee ho. That's the way.

Damn tired lar now. Whole day stoning like an idiot at college. Slept in my mechanics class. Yes lar. That's good. Oh and btw, mouse got blog wei. Wtheck. Apparently its http://mouse-08.blogspot.com/ . Not bad lar mouse. This saturday....set!!

*puffs*

Emo football lar

As requested by zwee ho, this is for you lar emo child. asso
Yesterday was the emo day. Stupid sports carnival.
How'd i knew that it would be a bad day? Here goes....

First thing was that i woke up late. Instead of getting up at 5.45 am, i woke up at 6 am. And because of that, i didnt had proper breakfast. So, i thought "Nvm lar. It's gonna be a good day." Mouse came to my house on time. I fetch everyone on time....almost. Hahaha. I'll never forget you lar zwee ho. No need to sms me "Dont forget me". LOL.

Reached college in time thanks to my speedy driving. Found a parking. Parked my car. Unpacked everything from my car. This is the sad part. When i closed my door, the door...did not close...and a weird sound was heard. Immediately i thought "Shit!!". Good thinking lar jack. I found out that my seat belt did not retract fully and the buckle was broken into two when i slammed my door. I was damn stressed. All the way from college to university malaya, i was ranting my lungs out to kay chong. Pity him. ><

That was just a small part of emo day.

Now is the football match. Unlike a trashing spree previously, this time...we got trashed. Seriously, there's no reason for us to lose. Two things to blame. I blame the stupid fat referee who sleeps on the field and runs around the centre while the ball is at the defense line. I blame racism too. Bloody hell i only played for less than two minutes and was subbed for one game (15 mins), one half (7.5 mins) and 5 mins. That's why we all lose lar. You dont give me a bloody chance to play. Served you right lar bitches.

Yesterday just wasn't my day.

Today wasn't my day too. Why lar?

Tomorrow....hoping for it to be a better day. Moral studies exam. My second and final time sitting for it. i'll pass for sure

GG

*puffs*

What the...got tagged.

This is some tag by wendy. Sorry lar that i didnt tell you about the existence of my blog. TT

1. Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?
Up to me.

2. Describe yourself in one word?
Jack .

3.Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Yes. All the time.

4. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you or the one you love?
I'm not sure. See how lar.

5. Does it feel good to love?
Yes. It's hard to let love go just like that.

6. God is giving you just 5 minutes to live, IF you love someone special what will you say to that
person?
I'm glad that i met a girl like you.

7. What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you?
It's up to you to believe me or not.

8. Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
Not really.

9. What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
It's too bad that they dont have what i have but they too have something which i dont. It's mutual.

10. What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
naughty.

[ACT 2]

1. Best place to cry?
Empty open field.

2. Who do you love the most?
My friends and myself.

3. Ever hated someone so bad?
Yes.

4. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
Im not sure whether i was lied to before...

[LAST PERSON]...

1. Had a beer with?
Zean.

2. Went to the movies with ?
Chris.

3. Talked on the cell phone with?
Nick Yeow.

4. You hugged?
Wei Kit.

5. You yelled at?
Satish. Hahaha. XD

[IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU]...

1. Kissed someone?
Nope. Got kissed.

2. Sing/Sang/Sung?
Everyday.

I dunno who to tag now. Whoever who wants to do this tag, go ahead lar. LOL.

*puffs*

Trashing spree.

Yesterday. A friendly match of football.
What can i say about it?
I have no idea. No words can describe yesterday's game. It was not just trashing...

it was practically 110% humiliation!!

Our team was damn good. I did a good job too as a defensive midfielder. Hehehe. self praising XD First game we won 8-0 against the team 3 and we had to drew 2-2 with team 2 as the weather was getting worst and the sky was damn dark. It was raining damn heavily and lightning was flashing all over the place.

The pitch was horrible. It was small...like under-12 division kinda size. Even i can take a shot from midfield. It was bloody muddy too. Smells like cow dunk. Even mak smells anytime better than that. LOL. My boots were fully-covered with mud...so were my socks. Worst is that they are all white. ^&%*&(*%
Plus li ling and weelim claimed that they (my boots) were outdated and ugly. Those football boots are a legend lar wei. TT Old predators FTW. =D

Went home in a super smelly and messy condition. Kai shen was so worried about his stuffs.

Kai : Go check your bag!!
Me : Wtv lar..

This happened not only once but 6 or 7 times wei. Thank God that our money and handphones werent stolen. Pity kay chong tho. >< If im not mistaken, he lost 100 bucks. Sigh.

Time for some random stuffs. Satish kunjilek. Noisy and irritating. Check him out after he said "what the...."



LOL. POFU.

*puffs*

Balibabi

When indian people hear that lala people are gonna play football for their team, its an immediate NO WAY. Why?? I dont know lar but that's the feedback i got from today's incident.
When they hear that Jack is gonna play football, confirm they sure let lar. Jack sounds so...indian-ish according to mouse08.

Kunjilek.

Punjack.

Rojack lar. its bloody mamak LOL.

Stupid rojak. Really stomach ache lar. TT

Why mouse08?? i have no idea. Nothing to do with this year. Nothing to do with the year he's born in also. Just the name to win a game of dota. Pro jack.

Now playing : In my place - Coldplay

*puffs*

Green!!

Green is the colour of all colours. =D

It brings me calmness and serenity. The best mood for me to stone. Hahaha.

GREEN!!

Everything's green in sushi groove lar. Even jen ai's tshirt was green. =O

The world is damn unfair man. Why do others have to get it this way?
Think about it seriously.

*puffs*

Who's eye was it?

Eagle eye lar. The best movie i've watched this month. Tapow-ed Babylon-ad anytime. Vin Diesel cant act for nuts...really. XD
The dude in the back...forgot what's his name. I know its the transformer guy that acted with megan fox lar. Shia LaBeouf i think. YEAH. That fella. The chick is not very chick. I think she's like 10 years older than him. LOL. Damn good movie. Full of suspense. Never ask why this heppen or why that happen during the movie. You will get the answers later. It can be really annoying if one keeps asking another that question.

Just watch it. =D

Mama mia tomorrow. WALAO!! waste damn a lot of money right

*puffs*

The night we unite.

I had lots of fun last night [30th september 2008] seriously. I felt like as if i was back in secondary school. =D

Firstly, i gotta give credit to the host, yee lian. You and max did a great job in organising this party. Cheers to the both of you!!

Secondly, happy belated birthday to my whore again as well as lai wah. Hope you guys had a terrific night. Hahaha.

And lastly, it was nice meeting all of you bu4 peeps after such a long time. Some i've not even met up for months!! We rekindled the good old memories we had together for 5 years. LOL. Coming to think about it, the fact that we managed to keep in touch with each other for 10 months....i think its amazing!! Even my other older friends do not keep in touch with their school mates after 3 months. I think its the bonding we had in secondary school lar. We should have this more often. Who's birthday is next?? XD

Mamak after the party. The best way to end everything....anything!!

Very nice!!

All of a sudden, i felt like catching up with everyone. Go out...have a drink....chit chat. Stuffs like that lar. Mak claims that im an ass for asking the girls out for yum cha. Hehehe. nothing wrong with that lar mak

Me : Hey mel. Wanna go out for a drink next time ar?
Mel : Yeah. Sure thing.
Me : Perhaps we'll go...errr....*looks at her top*...starbucks someday?

LOL!!
Im so happy to meet up with you after so long mel. I'll take you go out yum cha...one day for sure. =)
Thanks for everything peeps!!

*puffs*